Oh gawd, I got myself looking for 24 Hours of LeMons cars.

"Cebu" (animoo) 11/04/2014 at 11:20 • Filed to: None

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First up is this barely-meeting-budget Honda Civic. It's FWD, yes, and, a Civic, yes, but it seems solid... and that's the most important factor in any 24 Hours of LeMons racer. I figure do some bargaining with the dealer, get it down to around $400, work on beefing up that VTEC for racing use, swap in some stiffer anti-roll bars, and you've got a winnah.

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$400. Needs one part to be LeMons-able, some lights to be road-legal. Automatic transmission, but it's hooked up to a mothertruckin' MERCEDES TURBODIESEL. Excuse me while I beg the nearest person for money.

And on that note (now accepting loans), it's time for me to hurriedly make some phone calls, source a wrist pin, lights, and say that's all for this article...

CalzoneGolem > Cebu 11/04/2014 at 11:23

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That $500 Civic is probably a typo or what they want down.

My citroen won't start > CalzoneGolem 11/04/2014 at 11:25

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Thats most certainly a typo.

ly2v8-Brian > Cebu 11/04/2014 at 11:40

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buick LeSabre

Dusty Ventures > Cebu 11/04/2014 at 11:42

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My crazy LeMons idea:

Are you familiar with the NyanCar? It plays the NyanCat song on endless loop throughout the race. It probably makes it's drivers go insane, but it's a laugh riot for everyone else.

So here's what I'm thinking.

1) Buy fox body Mustang

2) Decorate Mustang to look like a fox

3) Add speakers

4) Have car play just the chorus from "What Does the Fox Say" for the duration of the race. RING-DING-DING-DING-DINGERINGDING.

Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > My citroen won't start 11/04/2014 at 12:05

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It's probably just want they want today. The ad also says Price: Contact Dealer.

Cebu > Dusty Ventures 11/04/2014 at 13:31

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Yes. Just yes. I even know a fur that could do the decoration better than I can (and that's saying a lot) and I know a place that sells A/V stuff for pennies on the dollar scrap...

Alex from Toronto > Cebu 11/04/2014 at 17:34

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Add some ricer stickers and you should win.